Following is an episode list for the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men. As of February 19, 2015, 262 episodes have aired, concluding the series of Two and a Half Men. Every episode's title is a phrase said by one of the characters in that episode. The three exceptions are the pilot episode and the episodes "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" and "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers". The latter episode does fit the criterion, but the quote was part of a deleted scene which Chuck Lorre explains in the episode's vanity card.