So, I’m sitting there, tending bar, when in walks someone I haven’t seen in a while, Sheik. Now, Sheik’s a really nice bloke. Kinda keeps to himself. Doesn’t talk much. And one day, he sits down and he orders a Vodka on the rocks. And he looks at me and he says, “You know what I love about Vodka?” And I say, “Do tell.” And he says, “You can see right through it.” And I said, “What exactly do you mean by that, sir?” And he says, “Well, appearances can be very deceiving, can’t they?” Well, that took me totally by surprise! I says, “Your highness! What are you doing? Why are you dressing up like this?”