-3:02AM- *Ring, ring. Ring, ring.* Seriously. I'm trying to sleep. "Go away!" I say to the phone and go back to sleep. -3:16AM- *Ring, ring.* What is this, everybody ring Claire day? I realise it could be some sort of emergency. I stumble out of bed, knocking over the clock. "Hello?" Nothing. "Heellooo?" Nothing. "HELLO?!" Grrr, I hang up. Now I can't sleep. There's a novel sitting on the bedside table. I pick it up. "The secrets of Notting Hill" it reads. I don't remember buying this.