"If there was an "awesome" award, Chopstix would have already won it. If there wasn't one, Chopstix would have still gotten it. He is that awesome". - Sylux Chopstix is the sexiness of NR. His luminous awesomeness makes Sonic cower in fear. He makes Bowser look like a rock with some doodles over him, and is so godly not even all of Brawl's team could beat him. Why? Because Brawl is overrated in over 12 different ways.