J.J. Johnston (born James William Johnston, October 24, 1933) is an veteran theater and film actor, as well as a boxing historian and writer. J.J. appears on Married... with Children as toy store owner Happy in the season 1 episode "Where's the Boss?", Louie, one of three ex-con acquaintances of Jefferson D'Arcy, who engage in a poker game with he and Al in the Season 8 episode titled "Luck of the Bundys" and then as a security guard on the set of the fictional "Pease in a Pod" TV series in the Season 9 episode "No Pot To Pease In" , mob henchman Bebe in the season 10 episode "The Hood, The Bud and The Kelly Part II" and as the drill instructor, SSG Fletcher, in Season 11's "T*R*A*S*H" .