Blue States are the source of the immoral minority. They vote for Democrats in defiance of the Baby Jesus' infallible plan to put America in the right hands. Their insidious plot was first discovered by The Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush, in 1992, when they defied his daddy all notions of decency by installing Bill Clinton as President. Clearly, these people could not be trusted with funding, and so, upon taking office in 2000, he had no choice but to royally screw them over discipline them.