The Programmer is the text on the screen that Conker talks to at the end of the game. Not much is known about the programmer. We can assume that he or she is working for Rare. The only time the Programmer shows up is in the Heist chapter of the game. This is when the programmer helps Conker receive the weapons he needs to defeat Heinrich. After this the programmer unfreezes the game and Conker is able to defeat Heinrich. At the end when Conker is declared king he tries to call the programmer back to see if they can bring Berri back to life. However, no one answers.