First Job: Classified. Hobby: Pursuing the ever-elusive, perfect Kalbi. Ultimate Halo Match: Actually beating someone or something, preferably human. Ultimate Snack: Pureed beef shanks and ice cream, lightly drizzled with balsalmic vinegar. Ultimate Website: Classified Mode of Transport: A cobbled mess of nails, wood and old grocery cart wheels. Fake Weapon: Rodriguez's "Zip gun" or "Wilde."