Kristy addresses everyone she comes in contact with as a fascist because she believes everyone but herself is a member of the "coporate elite". She is also the most pessimistic member of the Colbert Nation, due to an inflated frontal lobe and a yeast infection. If you cannot discern Kristy by her name or the content of her articles, you can by her quadruple chin, and the stench of spoiled onions and mothballs. A notorious and despised poster at Colbert Nation, Kristy has made it her personal mission to shit on everyone who loves Stephen Colbert.