Doctor Who has a long, proud tradition of phallic monsters. The following monsters were clearly designed during a lengthy masturbation session. * Erato * The Master when he was a snake * The Fendahl * Troughton-era Cyber Controller * Alpha Centauri * The Mara (Obviously). * The Morlox * That other thing from Timelash (as of this writing, the canonical Most Penisy Story.) * The Vervoids * "Max" * The back of an Ood's head