" VAMPIRES SUCK is a reference parody film, mostly focused on the first two books of the Failight series (probably because, as we know, the third one really didn't have anything happen in it) It is written and directed by hacks Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer who are to movies as Smeyer is to books. But the very best thing about this movie? No Hellspawn Renesme Carlie Cullen. None. At all. The plot: A teenager of 17, Becca, comes to the small town of Sporks to live with her father, because her mother got involved with A scene in the meadow, everybody's favorite part: