These items of footwear were imbued by Richard Milhous Nixon, the Thirty-Seventh President of the United States of America, with his talent for tap dancing around the truth. They allow the wearer to construct a falsehood undetectable even by so-called "lie detector" Steve Jinks. They have only been seen when being abused, specifically when they were used as bait in agent Pete Lattimer and Myka Bering's bronzing of agent Jinks after being artificially intoxicated by W.C. Fields' Juggling Balls.