Will grab your ass furiously. Fortunately, is a girl. She's a rather sexy girl with rather sexy interests, such as being incredibly sexy. Currently posts under the usernames Kaname Chidori and Weakupedia. She's like Denise Richards. Pic courtesy of Seafoam Green * Should not make usernames after playing FFX and watching Jim Kerry movies. Is, however, free to make usernames after playing FFX and watching Jim Carey movies. Or, y'know, Jim freaking CARREY. Christ, people. She coined the nickname "Father Goose" for SBAllen in response to Allen being a giant dickwad.