So I’m sitting there, tending bar, when in walks one of my most famous customers, Mario. He comes in, sits down, orders a Ragu Sunshine Daiquiri… Only he didn’t… He didn’t look himself. He looked very down in the dumps. So I asked him, I said, “Mr. M, what’s with the long face?” He says, “Trouble with the misses.” I said, “Peach?” He says, “No Donkey Kong. Yes, Peach.” So, I says, “Do tell. Lay it on me.” He says, “Well, it’s, um… ‘cleaning the pipes,’ if you know what I mean.” I said, “No. No, I don’t know what you mean.” He says, “You know… Trouble in the bedroom…” I go, “Oh. Oh yes.” …On the nose.