Announcer: And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: "Burn After Reading." Chester: OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! There's this guy who finds a disk. Except it belongs to another guy. And there's a woman who's with the guy. The guy who currently has the disk, not the guy who did have the disk. And there's another woman with the other guy. The guy who did have the disk, but currently does not. And there's another guy sleeping with that woman. And that guy is seeing another woman! And on top of that, he's married! So that's three women!