An Excerpt from Louden's Interview with Steam-Powered Tentacle: LOUDEN: Alright, alright. Just one final question, and I promise I'll shut up. Much of your past still remains a mystery to the Kaiju fans. Could you elaborate on your humble beginnings? STEAM POWERED TENTACLE BOULDER: I have had just about enough of that jive talk that you be spittin' out. You say one more word and I will pop you upside that dumb lookin' head o' yours. I guarantee you will be drinkin' yo' teeth.