Yo Momma was born in 1490, causing the note she's so old, that archaeologists from Wumbo University found ancient pottery in her vagina. In school she was often bullied because she looked like she had all the male members of Duck Dynasty in a headlock. Eventually some retard (Yo Faddah) knocked her up. She then became so fat that she had two watches one for each time zone she was in. After nine thousand and onemonths she gave birth to You. Today, Yo Momma is well known due to a lord sith, who always says jokes about Yo Momma.