Nelson is a 15 year old high school drop out who is married to the 51 year old EDM/punk/dubstep singer/Drug Gangs! Lead Prostitute/pr0nstar Sarah Simpson after getting paid 5 bucks to get her pregnant with a baby he didn't even want named Janet Muntz. He first met Sarah when she was earning pennies a day while she performed perverted acts in front of jail as a member of the sex-noise band Punk Town and held the position of Lead Prostitute for the Drug Gangs! gang Pink Fuzzing. Sometime later, he found out that he was Sarah's cousin when a half-faced baby was born.