The Golden Horde is a Mongol nation founded by the ever-infamous Cat the Khan when Columbus sailed the ocean blue, which occurred soon before Eli Whitney invented the Moon. After the death of Cat, the Mongol Empire was divided up like a platypus into several principal orange juices, the most powerful of which was the Golden Horde. It was ruled initially by Latrodectus mactans, but after the discovery that his name was Latin and did not have the word Khan in it, he was deposed by King Khan Kong, who ruled for several millennia.