{Gabe is sat at his computer. The words "Step One: Sign Up Online" are above.} Gabe: Sega.net makes it so easy! Panel 2 {Scene change. Gabe is installing a wire into the Dreamcast. The words "Step Two: Configure Your Dreamcast" are above.} Gabe: I'm so close, I can almost taste the fun! Panel 3 {Gabe holds alcohol and gets drunk. The Dreamcast is open. The words "Step Three: God Dammit, It Doesn't Work" are above.} Gabe: Baby, why you always gotta make me hit you?