1000 Ways to Cook Telepones and Analog Antennas is a best-selling book on cooking electronics. You can learn how to make antenna alfredo, and TV Tidbits, and other yummy stuff! Did you know that the metal in televisions and analog antennas taste cheesylicious? IT'S TRUE! Add some gold on top! IT'S YUMMIER THAN BROCOLLI ALFREDO WAFFLE PASTA! Jo momma approves!