SPAMentology, or The Holy Church of The One And True God, Phil, Creator of Heaven and SPAM, Of All Things Salted and Unsalted, Eternal Ruler of the Cosmic Can-O-SPAM, is a religion. In case you just didn't assume that from the name, dumb ass. It is centered around the only true god, Phil, Creator of the Cosmic Can, one true inventor of SPAM and all things canned, and of course SPAM.