What other kind would you expect? Most, if not all or more, of these quotes are from the vaguely-fabled Discordian Quotes File, whose longest-standing Web incarnation is on Kristin Buxton's Discordianism site. Some ridiculous person or group of people, probably febrile liars, who put on airs as if they are the original and true maintainers of that file also have another Discordian quotes Web site up. And yet a third group has a quotes enginge running, specifically for "One Line Meme Bombs". There's a list of random quotes at ct2 GreysHeart at angelfire, and fifth (because this is a Discordian site) a fine random quote generator by Dave Dunfield ----