Published in StoryStar 2012 “Yo Tommy ‘member Uncle Cleav dumb ass?” “You talkin’ ‘bout that time he got arrested in that liquor store because he couldn’t get out?” “Yea his dumbass got in through a window to the basement where they keep all the liquor. He knew that they didn’t have no alarm on the basement window and no motion detector so he jumped in. His stupid ass didn’t look to see how far down it was first and he fell twelve feet through the window down on the concrete floor. He broke his ankle so he was limpin’ around tryin’ ta gather bottles and cases.” “Yea I’m ready.”