Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht (in English "Dead Puppy Sex") is an autobiographical manifesto by Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild leader Reverend Loveshade, in which he outlines his sexual ideology and future plans for world domination. Volume 1 of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia was published in 2012, but was withdrawn by the publisher five days later due to charges of obscenity. Volume 2 is scheduled for July 2537. The book was edited by Princess Unicornia and A. L.