Alvin: I'd drown him with my soaker gun, glue him to a chair Stick a dead skunk in his pocket I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep Blast him into space on a rocket I'd send him to his doom If a monster came in my room Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me? Y'all ready to rumble? Bring it on, brother Theodore: But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed What would you do? What could you do? Alvin: With a zipper in his neck, and bolts in his head Simon: If it were me? Well, let me see I'd fill him full of dread If a monster sat on my bed Dave: Simon, Theodore, Alvin! Go to sleep!