Do you have the time, To listen to me whine, About nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those Melodramatic fools, Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it. Sometimes I give myself the creeps, Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me, It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up! Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned? I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams, She says it's lack of sex That's bringing me down. I went to a whore He said my life's a bore. So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down. Sometimes I give myself the creeps, Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me, It all keeps adding up,