It was born to two snakes, obviously. One of them was mommy snake, one was daddy snake (duh). Stupid Snake was raised by them until it moved out, and went to Hollywood. They kicked it out after it attacked multiple people with pure stupidity. It went to Bowser's Castle, Hyrule, Teletubby Land, Sparta and even A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away. While there, Darth Mall kidnapped it, and brought it to Freak with the Hood. Freak hated Stupid Snake, and it got kicked out of there too.