The Puppet Crisis was a minor battle in history fought between the strongly religious Puppets and their devil-worshiping masters. The crisis began when Kermit got tired of having that dude's hand up his ass all day. The battle was so minor that, in fact, the article on it is minor. Everything about it is. This is even a minor edit. has a minor penis. File:Wiki.pngThis article is a stub. You can help Darthipedia by expanding it. If you don't, we'll destroy your planet.