Lots of time has passed since my last story. To be short, I finally adopted a Patchouli yukkuri. I trained it with both gifts and punishment, and now it's a smart, but honest yukkuri. I made it a "teacher" for the yukkuri school. But it is a big word. In fact, I only take Yukkuri who have done something wrong, like intruding in a house, and I make Patchouli teach them. Sometimes, it works, and sometimes not. This entry is mainly about how I'll break those yukkuri. Fact number one: they are not really married, and don't have any children. They are just partners-in-crime. So, let's begin. -I lied.