Mother, I did push Selia into the sea. But it wasn't to ruin her dress! You see, I spotted a nixad on the way to the beach. Selia kept telling me it was wrong to sneak away. She was quite loud about it, which is how she drew its attention. You know how nixad are. They pluck out the eyes of pompous children, then roll them around in moon-sugar! I had to do something so the nixad wouldn't turn Selia's eyes into snacks. At first I thought to tug at her hair. I saw the nixad giggle, but Selia ran and shouted how I would be in such trouble. -Your loving daughter