In 1937 at Skegness, Billy Butlin created the first of the Butlinzards - Japanese made plastic monster holiday camps, with beds made of solid gold (it is believed that King Midas might have something to do with this) and microwaves that have earned doctorates in going PHUTT! the evening you arrive. The Latin name for the Butlinzard is Vacationis Inexpensens.