The short begins with Jack and Brandon sitting in a small conference room. Burnie walks in and "mistakes" them as new workers. He then goes over their names. Finding Brandon's name sounding too "similar" to his name, he renames him "Milton". He finds Jack's name too similar to his kid's name, so he renames him to "Farnsworth". He gives them their respective name tags, but didn't spell out "Milton's" name completely. He then has them both go through a health screening, but decides to have them do it together. When asked if he has any STDs, "Miltion" replies that he doesn't, but both Burnie and "Farnsworth" assume he does, despite his protests. Burnie then points out "Farnsworth's" issue with excessive sweat. Burnie then states that he will make them share the same chair, with each taking tu