Before the time of the Ancient Geek Civilization, the area now known as Geece (not to be confused with Geese) was inhabited by Ham Radios. Geese took over this region in 1337 BC during the Battle of the Cat-alone-ian Plains, slaughtering the Hams and selling them as Kosher dog food, as well as huffing their longtime allies, the Kittens. With their advanced civilizations and Gods, the Geeks brought such technologies as fire, coffee, and Mary Jane. The Geeks also assimilated other civilizations, such as Wankers and Nerds, into their clique at about this time.