I smear shaving cream on the keys of my keyboard. I smear shaving cream on the keys of my keyboard. There is vaseline everywhere. There is vaseline everywhere. Is it supposed to smell like cheese? I saw my neighbor eating lawn clippings and asked to borrow his razor. I saw my neighbor with binoculars looking at his computer and then at the sun I saw my neighbor with tweezers and binoculars staring at himself in a mirror and a sun. I turned the volume all the way up on my television, then turned it off I turned the volume all the way up on my television, then turned it off