Ash (thoughts): I can't believe I'm finally a Pokémon trainer! I'm gonna catch 'em all and nothing is gonna stand in my way. (Sees a rival and asks the old man passing by) Ash (talking out): Hey! Uh, what the hell is this guy doing? Old man: Oh that guy? Yeh, he's just waiting to fight ya. Ash: What?! I don't wanna fight him. Old man: Well, do you want to get past him? Ash: Yeah! Old man: Well then you gotta fight him (whispers) you stupid jackass! God, none of you guys know anything about Pokémon, God... (Ash touches the Hipster's cheek and yelling "Boo!" and look around until he faces him)