Announcer: Hello, everyone! I'm not Jay Leno and I'm your host on everyone's least favorite show... Now let's meet our five contestants! 1st, a burger flipper at McDonalds from Topeka, Kansas! It's Joe Gibbonsman! Joe: Hi, not Jay Leno! It' Great to be here at... Announcer: Our 2nd contestant is an easily distracted 30-year old with a 96 IQ who lives with his mom, please welcome Sam Smith! Sam: Thanks, not Jay Lemon! Announcer: I said I'm not Jay Leno! Sam: I can't believe I actually passed the test and got accepted into the show! Sam: I know! It was really hard! Anyway, It's great to be here at...