Miss Wilson is the English and RE teacher at Georgia's school. She has a bizarre sense of style, tends to dither about certain subjects, and can't control a classroom of students. In Luuurve Is a Many Trousered Thing, Herr Kamyer and Miss Wilson are chaperones for the school camping trip. Miss Wilson had gone off for a shower, then when the girls were playing rounders, Nauseating P. Green fell on the "bathroom facilities" tent which came down and revealed Miss Wilson in the nuddy-pants with her soap-on-a-rope. Which Herr Kamyer saw. Ever since then, the Ace Gang has been thinking that Herr Kamyer has the Horn for Miss Wilson.