Llama jousting is a heroic sport of nobles in which two males fight on llamaback. The competitors are armed with big "jousting swords" sticks. Big pointy sticks of doom!!!!!, to be exact. The only two people to ever to play this spectacular sport in theatrical memes were Bruce Lee and Bill Cosby in the year 1337. The sub-plot follows: and much money was made by all parties involved, including the screenwriter. Animal rights activists have staged protests since 1222 claiming that jousting on llamas is cruel, and that people should treat animals like they do themselves. See nobody cares.