Thirteen Commandments of the Goatians 1. Y should not be Next to U. 2. Thou shalt not covet neighbours duvet. 3. Thou shalt not takes Goat's Name in Rain. 4. Thou shalt then always prepare the Umbrella. 5. And let the Slipper guard you from the Roach. 6. Always graze your parents. 7. Do not steal the Goat's Hay ([The Hay remains in dispute as to its definition due to linguistic difficulties and the presence of cheese.]) 13. Thou shalt not turn your wiper on when driving, ever. 16. All Goatians keep goaties. MAY THE GOAT PREVAIL AMBEHT AMBEHT HALEMBUYA;; GOATSE is the Anti-Pinkie.