You see, 'this guy' is a type of bogeyman that abducts anyone who dares utter his name. This phenomenon was first documented in 1995 on an episode of The SyFy Channel paranormal research show Freakazoid!. He became known world-wide when a large number of 4chan readers went missing. I would tell you more about him, but the question is: How am I going to write this article without saying his name? Hmm... I've got it! I'll replace the 'l' with a capital 'i'. I'll really be saying "Candie Jack". It looks exactly the same. See: CandIejack, as opposed to Candlejack. You can't tell the dif