Jack Stalker used to have a small problem. He had no girlfriend (though he fantasized about his co-worker Angela Fine), his boss didn't appreciate him (even though he worked such long hours that he said, Screw it, I'll just sleep at work), he was overworked, and a terrorist group was steadily working at bringing down the digital infrastructure (his efforts to the contrary, incidentally, did not cause his boss to appreciate him more). Jack was falling short in so many ways, it wasn't even funny. Yes, sir, Jack is now rid of his small problem. In his pants.