NC: (Deadpan) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well this is embarrassing; the Nostalgia Critic on the Nerd DVD. (normal) You're properly wondering what the hell am I doing here? Well you see, we had a little bet awhile ago. I bet the Nerd wouldn't be able to make his gigantic opus, let alone get it on DVD or show it around the world in a bunch of theaters to tons of people. Obviously, I lost, so he gave me one of two options: Either do a review of the movie or be whipped like a horse, pulling him down the streets of Chicago with a sign on me saying "I'm a fatty fatty fuck fuck!" It was a tough call; let's get this over with.