An article may be marked as "Dead To Me" if it isn't adding to the truthiness of Wikiality.com's internets tubes. This most often occurs when an article is meaningless gibberish, like reading a Howard Kurtz column in the Washington Post. In other words, such an article is unsalvageably not truthy. At other times, when articles get moved around, meaningless pages are created that end up just redirecting to other pages uselessly. Stephen can't abide by "uselessly," his least-favorite adverb, so these pages also get marked as "Dead To Me" and are deleted.