Meanwhile, somewhere in the Adirondacks, a young couple was expressing a long-repressed love for each other. "Oh, Hector!" exclaimed Julia. "Your lips are so soft and smoochable!" Image:Make-outBench-J-smB.jpg "Please don't call me Hector," replied Joseph, "as that is not my name. However, Julia, I am also enjoying smooching you and I am glad that, save for one white-shirted douchebag, we are all alon-" Image:Makeout-raccoons.jpg GO TO PAGE 3 ->