However, the sport was invented in Scotland, when the now infamous Wee Jock Plop McChoccyknock attempted to relieve an itch in his lower back by using a recently captured Whale's "baby-maker" as a scratching post, or so his family claim. Inadvertently arousing the beast with his gyrations, Wee Jock was surprised by a massive geyser of the whale's milky love ketchup, propelling him several hundred feet in the air. Unfortunately, he was caught in his descent by a vicious crosswind and propelled into a nearby volcano; but his sacrifice, witnessed by a traveling band of Swedish bestiophiles, was not in vain... the great sport of Whale wanking had been invented.