Take a sip every time Pewdie... * says "I don't even know anymore" * throws a chair * calls or alludes to an object as a friend * screams like a girl * says the name "Stefano" * two sips every time he recites the "Ole dole doff" rhyme * starts to sing * refers to Chair Mode * removes or otherwise maims a suit of armour * rages at or blames barrels * rages at or blames mushroom * role-plays dialogue with an item or a corpse * reads a note, letter etc. in a funny voice * says "Laudanamamum" or something to that effect * frantically repeats something in panic (like "brobrobrobababa" or "runrunrunrunrun") * talks to self for motivation to calm down or carry on (that makes two sips if it's in roleplay mode with an item) * refers