And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Gateus Billionus, that all software should be licensed. And all went to be registered, every one into his (or her) own city. And Joseph also went up from Grand Coulee (missing Moses Lake completely) into King County, unto the city of Windows, which is called Redmond; (because he was of the house and lineage of DOS:) To be registered with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child. But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her ROM.