Before George W. Bush became President, it was easy for terrorists to get into America. He proposed to build a great wall, "Bigger than if the Great Wall of China was mounting the Berlin Wall like the whore it is." After speaking with Stephen Colbert, his most trusted advisor, George W. Bush and Stephen both agreed to pay eight billion dollars out of their own pockets to construct the greatest wall in the history of walls. They agreed to build it together with their bare hands, out of stone, sweat, and balls.