What this is: Is: a story written by you, for you, about you, and at the same time, not of you. A story that is multi-dimensional, that transcends boundaries, that is always new, and yet old as time. And so we begin, with one of the oldest stories of time, and thus we shall confuse you, befuddle your mind, and scatter your thought. This story is universal, and yet confounds us even today. And so it begins - and so it ends.